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(hip hop music) (claps) - ladies and gentlemen,in her first appearance on tipsy bartender, todaywe have a special guest. okay, as many of youknow i'm a tattoo artist in my private life, come in here. look at some of my amazing artwork on the great sara x, okay? many of you know her fromher mozart video, okay?

that i directed. ("eine kleine nachtmusik" by mozart) anyway! (laughs) sara, what's this called? - sundae funday. - exactly! we're making a sundae funday, okay? you feel like you wanna get fat on sunday,

okay, this should last yousix months, seriously, okay? you take one of these,you'll never be hungry again. let's make this drink! heavy whipping cream. here, you pour. - and if we do it longenough it turns into butter. - we ain't going to butter, though. we're not gonna go to the state of butter. hit that with a bit of baileys.

why, because we can. it's america, that's one of our freedoms. how many tattoos do you have? - i don't think that um-- - or you just call it one? - yeah, it's kind of like one-- - are you done? - no. no, no, i'm gonna finishthis next i think.

- do you have a tramp stamp, too? - what do you mean no? - tramp stamp's hot! - i do have one that says fuck you forever, though, under my boob. - okay. i think our whipped creamis done, nice and thick. vanilla vodka in here, pour! godiva chocolate, pour!

99 bananas, which is potent, amaretto. same time, pour! sara used to be abartender, by the way guys. - not a very good one. - stop! i must be a horrible bartender anyway, that's why i got fired. sara, smash! (blender whirs)

chocolate syrup. perfect. yeah, get some in the front, nice. excellent work, sara, excellent work. you'll make a great mom! that would be so awesome if my mom tattooed out coming to pick me up. i'd be the shit on campus, that's right. okay.

- sprinkles.- sprinkle! next one. now tell me that shit don'tlook freaking awesome, huh? tell me that don't look like a hot chick on the beach in a freakingthong and freaking topless! how do you like that shit, homeboy? and there you have it, sundae funday created by my girl calimixers. isn't this a sexy drink?

sara, you ready? - uh, as ready as i'll ever be i suppose. - go ahead, put your lips on that. tell me what you taste. can you get it up the straw? - it's good, it's verybanana and chocolate. tastes just like a dessert. - well it's supposed to be. how many calories did you taste?

- mmm, at least 1,000. - the boob dancing thing,how'd you come up with that? 'cause i've been getting a lot of credit for coming up with that,but it wasn't me, go ahead. - i had seen the teacher that was twerking that quit her job tomake six figures doing... - oh twerk girl vine,on vine, yeah yeah yeah. - and the tridevil, the boob girl that turned out to be a hoax 'cause she

said that she had the thirdbreast implanted in the middle. and i said, you know what i haven't seen is somebody moving their boobs. - when did you realizeyou could do this, though? - i could do it beforei ever had implants, which these are implants, sorry fans. a lot of my fans were devastated to find out that they weren't real. - natural boobs don't movelike that though, right?

- some people can kindof move them like that. - they have to be small, though. - they have to be smaller, yes. 'cause ain't no way you can do that with no freaking quadruple c, wxzs, you know? - that's true, they would just kind of like move a little bit. mine are under the muscle. my implants are underneath the muscle

and that's why you can seeit so much when i do it. - okay go ahead, let's go. - there you go. - okay, we going one two, and then two at the same time, ready? - all right. (giggles) i think i'm the shit. - you need a lower cut shirt, though.

- i would take my shirtoff, right, but my gut will hang out and i'llnever get laid again so i can't freaking do that, okay? so i'm just gonna pullthis shit tight, okay? and hope you all don't look atmy freaking belly, all right? okay, ready? okay, hold on. - flex it all, or suck it in. (inhales)

- woman, are you tryingto fucking kill me? okay, go. one, two, one. - one, two, one? - jesus christ. why sara x? - because my whole life i'vealways been one of a number of saras, so that was like, the joke was that it's a variable.

there were classes i was in in school where i was one of like six saras. - which is why i will not name my kids no goddamn regular name, okay? i'm gonna give my son some cool ass name like brick, concrete, okay? machete, okay? - machete's a good one. - ak-47, shit that stands out in a

freaking classroom tomake you different, okay? you're not gonna have two ak-47sin the same goddamn class. - it might depend on where you're... - yeah, yeah. probably too militant,but i'm just saying, okay? ak-47, middle name, unloaded, okay? just so you all know he's safe. all right, you are not a porn star. - i am not a porn star.

- you don't do any nude stuff. - i do not. - okay, okay, so she justmakes the breasts dance, okay? don't look at that and go,oh what this, no, no, okay? she's just clean cut buther breasts can dance. ain't nothing wrong with that, okay? okay, none of the nude shit. you wanna see something nude? i put my balls on snapchatevery now and again.

okay, that's as far as we go. everything else here isfreaking clean cut, all right? - i think i followed you on snapchat. now i'm gonna unfollow you on snapchat. - no, but it's artistic,it's like playboy, okay? i only get 'em in the right angles. - just draw like a face. - okay listen, you allcheck out my girl's channel. sara on the internet, okay?

youtube.com/saraontheinternet,follow her, support her shit. any haters you all see in the comments, you all attack 'em, okay? this my girl. tipsy bartender, we outta here. what is this one called? - (sings) ahh, holy water! - congregation, we're gathered here today to bring before us some holy water.