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- ever try to smugglea monkey in your butt? no? oh okay. 'cause these people did. in the past, people have tried to smuggle all kinds of things illegally. and while drugs and money arecommon, the following stories are not only going to takethe cake for the craziest but shock you that someone actually tried to smuggle these things.

seriously, they're disturbing. here are the 10 mostinsane smuggling failures. number one are cocaine breast implants. for many women, getting breast implants is both a big decision and very expensive. however, for one particular woman traveling from colombia tospain, hers were even more so. of course, they weren't youraverage silicone implants. no, instead, these particular ones

were filled with a differentkind of cushion: cocaine. in 2012, upon returningfrom a trip to bogota, this anonymous woman wasasked questions by security specifically about thereasons for her trip. due to her answersbeing rather suspicious, she was handed over to the police for further questioningand physical examination. that's when they noticed fresh scars and bloody gauze under her breasts.

at that point, it was off to the hospital, where they found three pounds of cocaine keeping her bs looking like ds. now, as insane as thissmuggling scheme might sound, it has actually happened many times. young women, the majority of whom are traveling from the world'scocaine capital, colombia, have been caught withlarge cocaine implants at airports in spain, germanyand, of course, colombia.

that? oh, don't mind that. that's baby powder. number two are 18 tiny monkeys. okay, this one's just bananas. in 2010, at mexico city'sinternational airport, 38-year-old roberto cabrera was stopped when security noticed that notonly was he acting strangely but there were oddbulges under his clothes. once he was pulled aside and searched,

security found 18 titimonkeys wrapped in socks in a girdle around the man's waist. unfortunately, onceremoved from the girdle, two of the poor monkeys were found dead. cabrera, who had broughtthe monkeys over from lima, said that the monkeys hadstarted out in his luggage, but then were placed in a girdle before he went through customs to avoid them goingthrough x-ray machines.

the endangered titi monkeyswere purchased in lima for $540 and would sell for a total of $18,000, minus the two that didn't make it. this idiot smuggled frail animals, putting them throughlife-threatening conditions, gambled his freedom away withsuper obvious illegal items, and did it all for a few thousand bucks. monkey business is bad business, pal. number three is a human head.

okay, bringing souvenirs backfrom a vacation is one thing. bringing an item illegally across a border to practice voodoo magicis another one entirely. in 2006, myrlene severe,a 30-year-old woman traveling from haiti back to miami, was caught with a humanskull in her suitcase. what raises the creepinessfactor in this story is the fact that the skullstill had hair on it, as well as a little bit of skin.

seriously?! in case you didn't know, it's obviously a littlebit against the law to bring human remains into a country without a death certificateor, you know, a good reason. but of course, she didn't seem to care. she just wanted to perform some magic and keep evil spirits away. that's not too much to ask!

as a result, myrlene wassentenced to two months probation and was ordered to pay a $1,000 fine. the head's origin is still unknown. and as for where myrlene's head was when she decided to purchase and transport the insanely creepy skull is too unknown. number four is a woman in the dashboard. imagine reaching for somethingin your glove compartment of your car and a hand passing you

the necessary documents back. kinda sounds like somethingout of a horror movie or a really messed upversion of knight rider. well, not in this case! in 2001, at the us/mexicoborder, a man was stopped and asked for proper documentation before he could fully enter the country. when the man reached intothe glove compartment for his paperwork, ahuman hand reached back

and gave it to him. of course, the trained eyes ofthe guards watching over him noticed immediately and investigated, finding an adult woman stashed away inside the car's dashboard. usually, smuggled people opt to hide in the trunk of a carduring border crossings. but this person, who hadclearly done this before, was crafty and actually built

a custom hiding space in the car. and he would've gotten away with it too if his passenger wasn'tso gosh darn helpful. oh, you need a piece of paper? here you go! number five are steroids. some people will do whatever it takes to bring substances across borders and into countries thatconsider them illegal.

one such substance is steroids. in 2008 in australia, customs caught sight of 150 bottles of suspiciousoils from thailand that didn't include a permit from australia's therapeuticgoods administration. but upon closer inspection,what was labeled as gay lube oil was found to contain decadurabolin and testosterone, also known as liquid steroids. once they were discovered and confiscated,

customs officials began lookinginto what appeared to be a drug smuggling network operatedby australian biker gangs. the gangs also attemptedto smuggle illegal steroids in other items, includinggreen tea packets, facial creams, and othersex-based products. in this case, i'm guessing the fact that the oils werestrictly marked homosexual may have probably given something away. i don't think lube hasa sexual preference.

number six are live hummingbirds. when caught breaking the lawonce, you figure a person probably wouldn'tattempt a repeat offense. well, this wasn't the case in 2011, at least not for one anonymous dutch man who was traveling into france with a little extrasomething-something in his pants. when airport security noticed that the man was acting a little strange,

they pulled him aside and searched him. they quickly discovered somethingalarming between his legs. more than a dozen live hummingbirdswere wrapped in fabric, tucked into little pockets in a pouch, and sewn into the front ofthe pants he was wearing. you know, in retrospect, thiscoulda been one of those cases where answering honestlyabout a suspicious behavior might've actually made theauthorities laugh it off and leave him without even searching him.

"they're hummingbirds." (laughing) "you, get out,go through, you're stupid." telling anyone that youhave a dozen hummingbirds in your pants is bound toget a reaction of disbelief. i mean, i couldn't even beginto imagine how it would feel to have that many (clearingthroat) peckers down there. (laughing) thank you. (audience applauding)thank you, thank you. thank you, tip your waiter.

okay. number seven are cellphones and accessories. how perfect would it beif a cat could be trained to go from one place toanother carrying a message? well at the romero nobregahigh-security prison in brazil, prison guards caught a cat making its way towards the prison walls wearing what appeared to be a thick coat. once the feline was caughtand the coat was removed,

guards found four cell phones, four chargers, and seven sim cards. clearly, someone was trying to help out a few of the prisonersand enlisted the help of one of nature's stealthiest felines. after doing a thoroughsearch of the prison, security wasn't able to find out which prisoner was to receive the goods and the cat was released unharmed.

cats can exhibit somepretty suspicious behavior. but when you see a catwearing a shady-looking coat, that's when you know trouble's brewing. also, be on the lookoutfor cats in dark alleyways that smoke cigarettes andplay with switchblades. you stay away. and cat burglars. (chuckling) cat burglar. number eight is a woman in a suitcase.

a lot of people have made the joke about going on a vacation with someone just by being stuffed into their suitcase, but no one would actually everdo that, right? (laughing) well, although not for vacation purposes, a 48-year-old thai womannamed pornkamol, great name, was stuffed in a suitcase in 2013. the smuggler, a 56-year-oldman from phoenix, tried to drive into arizona from mexico

and was stopped at theborder on december 30th. his vehicle and luggagewere both searched, which is when guards found the woman trying to hide under a pile of clothing. both the driver and thesmuggled suitcase-dweller were brought into custody. but not only that, just 10days prior to her discovery in the luggage, pornkamolwas denied admission and deported from los angeles.

in her desperate attempt to gain entry into the united states, she decided to use her best hide-and-seek gametactics by hiding under clothes. (laughing) "you can't find me. "i'll never be found." number nine are immigrantsinside rolls royces. okay, i understand the idea of rolling into a location in style, but i think this one might be

crossing the line just a little bit. in 2011, a police-trained sniffer dog found nine illegal male immigrants that had stowed away in empty shells of rolls royces in france. the car bodies were en routeto the rolls royce factory in goodwood, west sussex, where they, and hopefully not the immigrants, would be turned into fully fledged cars.

as it turns out, theimmigrants were from africa and were probably hopingfor a better life. unfortunately for them, hadthe sniffer dog not found them, officers at the border probablywould've found them instead, either by doing physical searches or by using a heartbeat detector. luckily, there was no damagedone to the shells of the cars, but the men's egos were severely damaged when their immigration braggingrights had been taken away.

you know, because claiming to have cruised into a country illegally while in a quarter-of-a-million-dollar car would've been a good story. and number 10 is a live tiger cub. do you think you'd be ableto tell the difference between a stuffed animal ina suitcase and a real one? well, luckily, if youcan't for some reason, the x-ray machines at the airport can.

in fact, in 2010, they were able to find a small two-month-oldtiger cub in a suitcase, sedated and sleepingnext to a stuffed one. a 31-year-old thai woman named piyawan had attempted to take the cub with her on a flight from bangkok'sinternational airport to iran. however, after being found out,she used the age-old excuse of claiming that the bag wasn't hers and she was carrying it for someone else.

just for fun, she also added that she wasn't awarethat the cub was inside. the cub, which would've soldfor $3,200 on the black market, was later brought to the conservationdepartment's rescue center. i'll admit that having a tiger as a pet seems pretty cool for some,but i wouldn't suggest it. that little cat's gonnaturn into a big cat. and that big cat's gonna havea big appetite. (chomping)

so, those were the 10 mostinsane smuggling failures. but today's questionis, have you ever heard of any other stories of people trying to smuggle crazy things? hopefully not your friends, and if so you might wannaleave their name out of it. if so, leave your response below because i'll be reading through them and i'm going to pin thebest comment to the top.

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